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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

p shooter

the term used to describe your fathers favorite friend of yours if his/her name begins with a p or if your father has seen his penis slanging and respects it

“God damn p shooter it’s been a while since you’ve been around”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Irish Car Bomb

When you take a ginger out to the pubs on St. Patrick’s day and leave your load inside of her at the end of the night

“Hey mitchell you should take Zoe out to the pubs tonight and give her an Irish Car Bomb.”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

The Devils Clutch

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022