Mediocrates

pron. a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.

Leslie pontificated incessantly about her surfing exploits, but the dopers at Mavericks knew her as Mediocrates.

by jj bizzippo May 04, 2008

squash

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 02, 2008