Definitions by jj bizzippo

squash 

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

squash by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

Mediocrates 

pron. a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.

Leslie pontificated incessantly about her surfing exploits, but the dopers at Mavericks knew her as Mediocrates.

Mediocrates by jj bizzippo May 4, 2008

grumplestiltskin 

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

grumplestiltskin by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008