nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes April 28, 2016

bitch parade

A group of attractive, available women.

Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."

by jimmycakes September 29, 2015