jiminton's definitions

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 28, 2005

OKIE-DOKE

A responder's affirmation or confirmation to any directive or suggestion no matter how simple or rediculous. It could be a blow-off just to get closure of, or to end and escape, a painful conversation.

When the doctor said he had just a few days to live his response was, "Okie-Doke".

by jiminton December 28, 2005

AssRash

Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.

Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash

by jiminton October 5, 2013

Now What?

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.

TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?

by jiminton August 10, 2012

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005