Definitions by jiminski pallenov

velvet-pocket 

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

velvet-pocket by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

hairdressorial 

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.

Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!

hairdressorial by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

jack'n-danny

A lady's fury-cup, originally from the cockney rhyming slang for 'fanny'. (it should be noted that to the English the fanny is a beaver not an arse.)

'Christ, she'd had a Brazilian on her Jack'n-Danny!'

jack'n-danny by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

snouwler 

An agressive looking and likely hairy vagina

I popped it right into her snouwler.. though i did fear that it would bite the poor little fella off!

snouwler by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009