jiminski pallenov's definitions

velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

hairdressorial

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.

Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!

by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

jack'n-danny

A lady's fury-cup, originally from the cockney rhyming slang for 'fanny'. (it should be noted that to the English the fanny is a beaver not an arse.)

'Christ, she'd had a Brazilian on her Jack'n-Danny!'

by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

snouwler

An agressive looking and likely hairy vagina

I popped it right into her snouwler.. though i did fear that it would bite the poor little fella off!

by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009