jim birtwisle's definitions
A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
by Jim Birtwisle December 7, 2007
Get the Playdo fistsmug. A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
Get the lotus notesmug. First used in popular culture in the 1980's film Style Wars. The term is used to describe a move or an action such as one in breakdancing that looks impressive to the untrained eye but is not actually difficult to execute.
by Jim Birtwisle November 29, 2007
Get the fairy flyingmug. An alcoholic beverage, usually a tin of lager that is taken for consumption on public transport en route to the pub/bar/club
by Jim Birtwisle January 16, 2008
Get the travellermug. 4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008
Get the tom cruisemug. Possibly the worst name for a fried chicken restaurant I have ever known. It exists somewhere in London, although I can't remember exactly where. If anyone has a photo, please add it.
by Jim Birtwisle January 12, 2008
Get the Dr Beak's Chickenmug. To drive a vehicle fitted with large (and usually ridiculous looking) alloy wheels. Rock stars and footballers proudly roll on some of the biggest dubs that often have spinning centres that automatically make them look like retards.
Matt, I saw Joe Cole in his car yesterday.
Was he rolling on dubs?
Yeah, he looked like a total knob.
Was he rolling on dubs?
Yeah, he looked like a total knob.
by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008
Get the rolling on dubsmug.