jiaxue's definitions

Hoobastank

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

Dredg

The deepest and most unique band you will ever hear.

Dream caused by the flight of a bee around a pomegranate one second before awakening

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

mac-jack

Someone who uses a macintosh and thinks they're the greatest things ever. Usually doesn't know a damn thing about computers.

That mac-jack has every piece of mac compatible software and it can't even fill his harddrive.

by JiaXue November 24, 2003

roxxor

v: To rock, or be otherwise good.
v: To defeat, usually in an online FPS.
v: An exclamation of happiness.
(alt. r0xx0r)

"OMG THIS ROXXORS!"
"I will roxxor j00!"
"ROXXORS!

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOLer

1) A person who subscribes to AOL service. This does not necessarily apply to AIMers.
2) An epithet, used to describe someone typing in all caps and/or with no regard for spelling or grammar. May or may not subscribe to AOL service. May or may not display the maturity level of a pre-pubescent ignoramus.

"STFU AOLer."

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOL-speak

A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.

(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)

Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"

Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

XP

1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded."
2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon.
3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.

"LOL! XP"
"Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit."
"You need 100 XP for a level."

by JiaXue September 15, 2003