jesus's definitions

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

muthafizzle

twat face

muthafizzle is a twat face

by Jesus April 28, 2004

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

Tim-may!

It could mean absolutly anything

Mr. Garison-"God damnit Timmy, your grades are horrible and you never do your work!"
Timmy-"TIM-MAY!"

by Jesus November 8, 2004

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004