Definitions by jesster79
hair transplant
An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.
hair transplant by jesster79 March 7, 2004
horse hockey
horse hockey by jesster79 March 6, 2004
Harold P. Warren
Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.
Harold P. Warren by jesster79 March 6, 2004
Eegah
Large bearded caveman living somewhere in California. Large man or giant whose speciality is creating disturbances. Went to the Torgo school of fondling. Featured in the film Eegah.
Itchy and Scratchy
Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
Itchy and Scratchy by jesster79 March 3, 2004