Definitions by jessmess

Goregasm 

The involuntary sexual explosion felt when you heinously murder someone.

“Dude, I killed that bitch and had a goregasm last night. I’m getting riled up just thinking about it.

Goregasm by Jessmess May 31, 2019

Asscube 

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

Asscube by Jessmess May 20, 2019

a chi mi dice 

a song that was sung by the british boyband blue. the lyrics were written by tiziano ferro

a chi mi dice is the best blue song ever

a chi mi dice by jessmess December 9, 2008