jessmess's definitions

Asscube

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

by Jessmess May 20, 2019

a chi mi dice

a song that was sung by the british boyband blue. the lyrics were written by tiziano ferro

a chi mi dice is the best blue song ever

by jessmess December 9, 2008

Goregasm

The involuntary sexual explosion felt when you heinously murder someone.

“Dude, I killed that bitch and had a goregasm last night. I’m getting riled up just thinking about it.

by Jessmess May 31, 2019