jess's definitions

piggy

A male, often overweight intellectual. Is generally used in a complimentary fashion. Comes from the character Piggy in Lord of the Flies.

Piggy, you're the coolest, smartest guy on the planet.

by Jess November 18, 2006

UrbanDictionary.com

It is an English slang dictionary like web site important for the non-native English speaking people to understand what the native English speaking meant when swearing or been mean or naughty.

Also it is important for the native English speaking people do understand what is the hell they are talking about!

I did not understand what she meant when she asked me to fudgepack her till I found UrbanDictionary.com

by Jess December 27, 2003

hoverboots

Patricks own stupid invention hahahaha

patrick invented hoverboots when he had absolutely nothing better to do

by Jess March 15, 2004

fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

by jess November 15, 2004

cuntcake

A term used to describe someone!

Nella you are my cuntcake!

by jess February 21, 2004

Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

by Jess April 17, 2005

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004