jesUs's definitions

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Black_Raven

Age 15 as of October 14 2003 he has been spotted on AIM disguised as EpitaphPunk117 he is sotted often on irc on chatspike he is quite funny but extremley dangerouse however he cant spell but is handsome

<Black_Raven> theres a good chance i will be seeing boobs friday
*cab86 bows

by Jesus December 12, 2003

rasich

1. Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

2. Queer Nazi.

3. Complex sexual manuever involving a gay and homosexual man.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich.

by Jesus April 16, 2005

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005