Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 18, 2003

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.

"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"

by jesus February 17, 2004

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 08, 2004

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 06, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 18, 2003