jen 's definitions

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

by Jen April 21, 2004

mobbing

speeding, moving at high speeds

i was mobbing down the freeway at like 85

by Jen November 20, 2003

my chemical romance

A band that once was cool when noone new of them... Now that all the 12 year old girls and midlife chrisis parents know of them one might feel the need not to listen.

grade 5:My chemical romance WOOT GERard is sexy woot!
old mcr fan: Kill me.
to bad for 3 cheers for sweet revenge

by Jen June 1, 2006

NBHHY

Online shorthand for "Nothing Bad Has Happened Yet"

Last week they said I might die from surgical complications, but NBHHY.

by Jen November 30, 2004

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

pick up line

Something people say to get ass.

Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

by Jen January 7, 2004