jem 's definitions

thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004

Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)

Are you from syria mate??? oh my god

by jem August 16, 2004

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

Spread the cheese

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

by Jem August 16, 2004

gday

derived from the words 'good' and 'day', gday is an australian word used to greet ones mate buddy or cobber.

person 1: gday mate, how goes it true blue fair dinkum aussie bloke?
person 2: it goes great cobber, hows yourself?
person 1: well my missus has been mad at me because i stayed at the pub too long drinking emu export
person 2: dont worry buddy, come around to my place later and we can watch the footy and drink booze
person 1: your a true mate cob, fair dinkum

by Jem January 4, 2005