Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 11, 2002

Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

by Jeff K October 03, 2002

Piff

Spitting Strong or Special Words On a Song

Mayn i am spittin the piff on dis one

by Jeff K October 27, 2003

Beast

Milwaukee’s Best Light. The only beer found at UD and many other college campuses. Horrible taste but you get used to it only because it does the job.

I need to get some Beast/food in me.

by Jeff K October 03, 2002

george michael

Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world

God damn is he gay, it killed my cat

by jeff k June 01, 2005

shlobonmyknogan

Shlob - on - my - knogan!!
--- I gat head

thats just some shlobonmyknogan!!

by Jeff K June 02, 2003

Johnny On The Spot

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable

When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.

by Jeff K July 18, 2005