jeff k's definitions

george michael

Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world

God damn is he gay, it killed my cat

by jeff k July 21, 2008

Johnny On The Spot

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable

When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.

by Jeff K August 7, 2005

reminise

Rememberin Lost or just remembering things that have happened

I reminise when we stole money from dat bank up in lennex ave

by Jeff K October 26, 2003

Piff

Spitting Strong or Special Words On a Song

Mayn i am spittin the piff on dis one

by Jeff K October 26, 2003

shlobonmyknogan

Shlob - on - my - knogan!!
--- I gat head

thats just some shlobonmyknogan!!

by Jeff K June 2, 2003

fat head syndrome

gay monkeys eat ass

yup

by Jeff K June 2, 2003

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002