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Mercury Capri

The first Capri was in the 1940's. It was Amerian.

In the 1960's and 70's Mercury imported a Capri made by Ford of Europe.

In 1979, and into the early 80's, the Mercury Capri was a slightly different looking version of the Ford Mustang.

In the 1990's Mercury used the Capri name on a Mazda based 2-seat convertible.
The Mustang based Mercury Capri was a great car, but it looked TOO MUCH like a Mustang. They both looked great, they just should have looked more DIFFERENT.

The 1967-69 Mercury Cougar was a PERFECT example of how to make a DIFFERENT looking Mustang for Mercury.

FORD: Why not give us a NEW Mercury Capri and a NEW Mercury Cougar. Make them Mustang-like, but, make the Capri a slightly smaller 2-seater, and the Cougar a slightly larger car with a REAL back seat. While your at it, we in the snowbelt/rustbelt could really use plastic bodies (no rust) and AWD (for winter traction).
by Jeff Goven July 15, 2006
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55 Ford T-Bird

The 55 Ford T-Bird was the only T-Bird that was faster than a Corvette. The Corvette came out in 1953 with a SIX CYLINDER MOTOR! The 55 T-Bird cleaned the 'Vette's clock. The 55 T-Bird was probably the only reason GM engineer Zora Arkus Duntov got his wish of a V8 for the Chevrolet Corvette in 1956. The T-Bird never regained supremacy over the 'Vette.
by Jeff Goven January 21, 2007
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Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.
Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.
by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006
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Saleen S7

A 250 mph, midengine sportscar produced by Mustang tuner, Steven Saleen.
The Saleen S7 was featured in "Bruce Almighty".
by Jeff Goven July 8, 2006
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musclecar

There are many different definitions of musclecar (see the two word spelling: muscle car). Common elements are
American + 2 door + V8 + rear wheel drive. Some people even add a date/time/year element (silly, I think). Some people add a price element, ie, a musclecar provides good power at an affordable price, whereas a supercar provides good power, but is very expensive.

I propose that a musclecar is simply any car with muscle, ie, a good power-to-weight ratio. I suggest 10 pounds or less per horsepower. Therefore, a MINIMUM requirement would be:

2,000 lbs. = 200+ hp.
3,000 lbs. = 300+ hp.

To go with the economy idea, say $100 per hp. Therefore, the 2,000 lb., 200 hp car would cost $20,000. The 3,000 lb., 300 hp car would cost $30,000. Unfortunately, the $ amounts would have to be adjusted with inflation.
Maybe we could come up with a definition that does NOT need modification with time, rating the musclecar as a percentile of the new car population available that year.

We could say the 0-60 and quarter mile times must be better than 75% of the other new cars available that year.

We could say the price should be less than 10% above the average price of a new car that year. We could reserve "supercar" for more expensive cars, and raise the performance parameters to 90%+.
by Jeff Goven July 2, 2006
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Mustangin'

Jeff and Sarah love Mustangin'.
by Jeff Goven August 3, 2006
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dude eggs

(1) Buy some garlic dill pickles. (2) Eat the pickles. (3) Save the jar & juice. (4) Hard boil some eggs. (5) Put them in the jar of pickle juice (in the refrigerator!) (6) Let sit at least 24 hours. (7) Enjoy.
My step-dad makes his own dude eggs.
by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007
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