caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
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dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.
joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.
by jeff February 24, 2003
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ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.
"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"
by Jeff March 01, 2005
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sweet ass blow

blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.
he gave her a sweet ass blow.
by jeff June 18, 2004
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in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about
1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?
by Jeff November 10, 2004
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the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.
I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!
by Jeff June 24, 2004
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kith

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.
by Jeff September 23, 2003
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