shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

Run DMC

The Godfathers of Rap.

They started it all.

by Jeff August 29, 2004

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 07, 2005

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 09, 2002

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003