cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.
"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."
by jenn March 15, 2004
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tape

Code for cigarettes. Usually used by underage kids to talk about smoking without their parents knowledge.
Hey man, I got some new tapes the otherday. Want to listen to them after school?
by Jenn May 06, 2005
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flexing

" i was well flexing in the club last night"
by jenn March 18, 2004
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Philps

a joint that has more tobacco in it than marijuana. it is the opposite of a "spliph" (a joint with tobacco).
"holy shit that's a fat philps!"

"we're so damn poor we had to roll a philps."
by Jenn December 05, 2004
mugGet the Philpsmug.

urf

To slam someone verbally; shut them down with an insult that they couldn't possibly have a good comeback for.
"You betta recognize"
"All I recognize is your ugly face!"
"Damn! You urfed me!"
by Jenn February 29, 2004
mugGet the urfmug.

Marist College

A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.
Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!
by Jenn November 17, 2004
mugGet the Marist Collegemug.

assdragon

People who are assholes but who wear out the word so much you must get creative using hense "assdragon"... also may be substituted with "assdumpling" and/or "asspuppet"
Shut up you friggin assdragon
by jenn July 05, 2003
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