jc's definitions

I WILL BUST YOU

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.

"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"

by JC May 29, 2004

DERRTY

A word we like to use in the Lou (that STL)

Its A ST LOUIS THING

Wads good Deerty
Wad up Derrty
Wads Poppin Derrty

by JC January 13, 2004

Natural Bridge

Natural Bridge is a road in St Louis that is where all da hood things are in da Lou

So When Nelly or Chingy or someone say somthin bout Natural Bridge its a road in ST Louis

All my STL peeps know wad Im talkin bout HOLLA

Yo dawg i meet you up there on that Natural Bridge, Holla

by JC January 13, 2004

dyslexia

A way of palming from the state and getting freebies for basically being slightly inept at the lingual version of mathematics.

Anyone know a bad mathematician? (yes, most of us). Anyone know one who gets a new pc when they go to uni? :P

by JC February 4, 2005

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004