Weak Sauce

1. (Adj) Used to describe a very crappy/weak person, place or thing. It can even describe an idea.

2. (N) Mustard

Do you like the show "The BoonDocks"?

Pshh...That show is weak sauce.

by JBN Gstache May 04, 2007

Al Capwned

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

by JBN Gstache May 04, 2007

Slurpetite

To be thristy for a delicious treat from 7-11.

This treat is sugar water whitch is then frozen to the perfect frozen-liquid, whitch is great for drinking/eating.

After a long, hot day of urban golf I have a enormous slurpetite.

True dat.

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007

SkullCandy

The official headphone of all steezy snowboarders.

If you ride while wearing SkullCandy, you are officialy dope, steezy and dank

I repersent SkullCandy because i am a super dank rider.

by JBN Gstache May 04, 2007

serial chiller

Chilling all day everyday 24/7

Invented by the only B Nappy Dreads

Hey slick...what did you do all summer?

Pshh, (dome slap) I must have been chillin'

Wow, you are one bad ass mofo serial chiller.

by jbn Gstache May 02, 2007

Mario Smarty

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.

Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers

by JBN Gstache May 04, 2007

double ups

When one gives two thumbs up.

The ultimate expression of happiness.

DUDE!!! We won the lottery!

Oh, shit flash them double ups!

by jbn Gstache May 04, 2007