14 definitions by jay jay cool whip
N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
by jay jay cool whip April 8, 2010
(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by jay jay cool whip March 26, 2010
N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.
Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"
"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by jay jay cool whip May 21, 2011
(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by jay jay cool whip February 28, 2011
(N) A whore. Derived from the region of the vagina called the labia.
The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
"Do you see Marie over there excessively kissing her new boyfriend. That woman is quite the flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
by jay jay cool whip October 31, 2009
Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by jay jay cool whip November 27, 2009
N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
by jay jay cool whip December 10, 2009