Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 09, 2023

slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

by jay gee March 03, 2024

Deadbeatery

Anything to describe the actions of a deadbeat, namely a deadbeat father.

'Oh wow, John's deadbeatery has gotten even worse, he doesn't ever spend any time with his kids, and now he has not only cut off their child support, but now refuses to have any contact with them! What a deadbeat!'

by jay gee May 21, 2024

Truckasaurus

A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Look at that stupid loud TRUCKASAURUS over there. Fuck whoever is driving that thing!!

by jay gee October 15, 2021

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 28, 2020

Moocha

An unemployed person who lives off of others for their own benefit, gets whatever the hell they want and never has to pay a dime for it.

You still got moocha livin' over there? You ought to get rid of that sponge, you know?

by jay gee June 28, 2021