jay gee's definitions

AWDSMFAFOOTHIMAAAFOOTAFOOTWHSCUCEME

Joe Biden's way of describing America as a nation.

JOE BIDEN: America is a nation that can be described in a single word..... AWDSMFAFOOTHIMAAAFOOTAFOOTWHSCUCEME.

Sensible Guy: Lord help us!!!

by jay gee June 8, 2023

Azinphoothimaahphoothimwahhim

BIDEN's way of describing our country.

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Azinphoothimaahphoothimwahhim.

REGULAR GUY: GOD HELP US!!! HE'S ESCAPED FROM THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!

by jay gee June 8, 2023

Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

Cornholio

A place where anal sex is enjoyed. One inserts their penis into a butt hole. See cornhole.

Welcome to Cornholio! A place where your gay dreams come true!!!

by jay gee January 16, 2024

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

Truckasaurus

A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Look at that stupid loud TRUCKASAURUS over there. Fuck whoever is driving that thing!!

by jay gee October 15, 2021