jason's definitions

cable

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

by Jason July 28, 2004

ramshackle

Tag-team sex on a woman, or the hardest and roughest sex you've ever had in your life.

Jason and Andrew are going to ramshackle her.

by Jason December 12, 2004

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

Coontah

When you take your hand and make is flat like a knife. Then, you "punch" someone elses throat with side opposite to your thumb.

Dude 1: *coontah*
Dude 2: DUDE, come on! My thoat hurts like hell.
Dude 1: hehehe

by Jason March 4, 2004

Dell

hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc

damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans

by jason February 11, 2005

skinny

The computer controlled players in old school (Atari, Intlevision Original NES etc) games, particularly sports.

I can't believe the skinny caught me from behind on the one yard line.

by Jason May 21, 2004

the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

by Jason June 26, 2003