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Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

Gang Stomp

A Gang Stomp is when a group of (men/orcs/wizards/hobbits) gathers and all members of the group find a smaller, weaker target to stomp, eg: (5 orcs and 1 hobbit). All members secretly gather around the 'victim' and wait for the signal or 'battle cry'. The signal comes from the leader of the gang: 'The Stompmaster'. All 'stompers' jump from their hiding locations and begin the 'stomping'. The victim is knocked to the ground and the head is the first target, often taken by 'The Stompmaster' because he is the most powerful stomper. The lesser stompers go for the knees and ribs for maximum damage. The event of a Gang Stomp is also referred to as a 'Stomp Party' and is enjoyed by all people in the world.

Caveman1: I do not like that little shrimpy cunt over there
Caveman2: Me either, let's round up the boys and 'Gang Stomp' the bitch!

by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

Paro

A dark and lonely place. It has been home to many different gangs and 'creatures' over the years. It is believed that this is where Satan was born. It was also the secret hideout of Jack The Ripper and John Lennon at one point. If you ever go to this place beware, anything could wander in while youre there, creatures like 'A Sharlack', 'A Razzer' or the razzer's older brother; 'The paulijoose'.

Man: I've heard some strange stories about 'Paro'
Guy: I hear that 'the devil' sometimes lurks in there
Man: yeah, and i hear theres a junkie pedophile that lives in there, the euvenetor.

by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011