Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jamie

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

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1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

springer reject by Jamie December 2, 2003

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Oh Man So Last Night I Was Shibbin In Da Bay With Chris IT WAS GOOOOOOOOD! HaHa

Shib In Da Bay by Jamie December 1, 2003

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alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

shelving by Jamie November 29, 2003

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hey baz, you're a bit of a wran's man aren't you

wran by Jamie November 29, 2003

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An excuse given by a drunk person attempting to vindicate how much they've had to drink (usually with much slurring of words)

Im on shlightly tiphsy, it wash only sixsh drinksh I think.

Tipsy by jamie November 13, 2003

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A Clothing Store For People Who Can AFFORD To Pay $15 For A Shirt, Like Me And Alla My Friends!

Jamie's Friend- Hey Lets Go To The Mall And Get A New Shirt From AE And Lets Swing By A&F!

american eagle by Jamie November 5, 2003

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