asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 05, 2003

dawn of the dead

The greatest zombie movie of all time.

I rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 05, 2003

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 05, 2003

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.

Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"

by James Bourne September 25, 2003