Definitions by jake warren roberts

Gorillas Cooch 

A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.

Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.

Gorillas Cooch by jake warren roberts April 26, 2019

Arabian Anal Probe 

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

Arabian Anal Probe by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017

African Tribal Revival 

When African tribal women gather in the tribal leaders tent and smother themselves with various feces and receive an anal pounding from the leader one by one in a line and whichever asshole he nuts in is the chosen women and will have his hand in marriage, this act is repeated every year.

Come on guys, it’s time to meet in the leaders tent for the African Tribal Revival!

African Tribal Revival by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017