shartay

when you shart yourself but you just manage to save yourself at the last second

brett: o man i think i just sharted
ruben: u did?
Brett: uh uh no i just shartayed myself

by jake schlembach June 26, 2006

Dom

name given to the dumbass in your possy or clique. the kid who will say the dumbest most uncalled for phrase that make no sense what so ever.

Brett: you werent running as fast as drew
Ruben: i wasnt trying. if i wanted to i could have ran by him and kicked him in his face.

ruben would now have the dom

by jake schlembach June 26, 2006