jake's definitions

sleep with

euphemism for "fuck"

She let me sleep with her.

by Jake February 17, 2004

plowing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he went home with Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004

:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

by Jake April 23, 2005

Lobo

He is a wanna be gangster who has zero friends also he thinks its kool to pretend he has a girlfriend named erika

Lobo is a loser and he thinks hes black which he aint so get some friends and stop saying yeaaaa ahhhhh and waz zzzzzzzzupp

by Jake March 15, 2005

Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN

Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.

by Jake January 5, 2005

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004

longford

Even place

Good Stuff

by Jake August 2, 2003