go to bed

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.
by Jake February 11, 2004
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ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.
Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.
by Jake March 05, 2003
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dick fuse

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 05, 2004
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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang
We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 01, 2005
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gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
by jake April 17, 2004
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