Definitions by jaggsokc

Massa-Fracker

A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'

When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.

Massa-Fracker by Jaggsokc March 9, 2010

e-bong 

Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay).

We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong.

e-bong by Jaggsokc February 10, 2009

scapegeese 

like scapegoat, refers to the common act act of blaming a airplane crash on a flock of birds or geese, specifically.

Jack: On the news, they said the culprit in the plane that crash-landed on the Hudson River was a flock of birds that got sucked into the engine after take-off, and not pilot-error.

Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!

scapegeese by Jaggsokc January 25, 2009

girl-dick 

noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.

Jenna's still wearing that necklace you gave her, even after she dumped you. What a Girl-Dick!

girl-dick by Jaggsokc November 3, 2008