feel the force

when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc

stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,

uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Internet Legend

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

bum deal

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Leg Limo

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,

Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

by jaffaw July 14, 2009