Definitions by jaffaw

2nd coming 

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

2nd coming by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps 

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

Soggy Piss Flaps by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Internet Legend 

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

Internet Legend by jaffaw July 14, 2009

celebshitty 

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

celebshitty by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntreat 

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

Cuntreat by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sex job 

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

Sex job by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

Sexual Reference by jaffaw July 14, 2009