jade's definitions

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

by Jade January 28, 2006

Eraser

The greatest invention since the pencil.

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.

by Jade November 14, 2004

Virtua Fighter

A game that have a slow reaction time and was focused to much on the graphics instead of the gameplay...that's why its never have such of a big sucess like Tekken Dead or Alive or Street Fighter.

If Virtua Fighter is such a great game then how it haven't gotten over America...its not that America is lazy its just that America knows the difference between treasure and trash.

by Jade July 5, 2003

slut puppy

This is a male that sleeps around with as many women as he can. Females get enough names called for their sexual exploits, the phrase slut puppy describes the male whore.

I wonder if she knows what a slut puppy her boyfriend really is!

by Jade May 25, 2004

johnny depp

gorgeous.talented.incredibly deep and beautiful person, inside and out.

can take any character and make it into something no one else could...deserves a whole PILE of oscars!

by Jade August 12, 2004

elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade September 15, 2005