chickenfisting

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.

Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.

by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 01, 2009

Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009

noobs

new boobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009