Definitions by jacques asse
The Joys of Midwife Beating
Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Living Dead Jew
Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Living Dead Jew by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
revenge fisting
Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
revenge fisting by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
Obamatox
Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.
Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?
Obamatox by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009
Projectile ejaculation
Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
Projectile ejaculation by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
backdoor berries
backdoor berries by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Asshole Lessons
Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
Asshole Lessons by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009