134 definitions by jacques asse
A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.
by jacques asse June 2, 2009
Faleesha has a unitit.
by jacques asse February 5, 2009
Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.
Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?
Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!
I ain't fraid a no goats.....
Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!
I ain't fraid a no goats.....
by jacques asse August 5, 2009
by jacques asse June 9, 2009
A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by jacques asse December 28, 2010
Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
by jacques asse June 16, 2009
Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
by jacques asse February 2, 2010