jacomba's definitions

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

fuck stutter

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

by Jacomba March 5, 2004

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004

scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

vagina dentata

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

shug

Future tense of shag.

Last week me and my honey shagged. Tomorrow we are gonna engage in a wild shug fest!!!

by Jacomba March 2, 2004