jackson's definitions

shogstid

An adjective meaning very cool.

I got the new video game. It's so fucking shogstid.

by Jackson October 31, 2004

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 21, 2004

jlevs

jlevs: (v) : to drop the ball wit the honeys. First discovered by the ancient prophet Luigi.

Timmy totally jlevs'd it last night. Rakeesha was butt-naked in his bed and he didnt bang her!

by Jackson April 13, 2006

Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

by Jackson January 20, 2005

Bessma

a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch

that bessma fucked jackson and his father

by jackson May 5, 2004

Waxymiggins

Slang generally used by goths in the country side referring to getting oral pleasure from a female.

"yo I just got a waxymiggins from a girl last night"

by Jackson October 4, 2004