jackson's definitions

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

Bessma

a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch

that bessma fucked jackson and his father

by jackson May 5, 2004

Chain-Face

A girl who is so ugly, it looks as though her face caught fire and was consequently put with a chain.

Did you see that wilderbeast Chris was with last night? She was a real chain-face

by Jackson December 3, 2003

Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

by Jackson January 20, 2005

pussy willow

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse

that guy is such a damn pussy willow

by jackson September 1, 2004