jackson's definitions

shogstid

An adjective meaning very cool.

I got the new video game. It's so fucking shogstid.

by Jackson October 31, 2004

ctd

Computer terms, short for "Crash to Desktop." Occurs when you're using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.

I was playing the Planetside Beta and must've CTD'd a hundred times!

by Jackson July 23, 2003

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

jlevs

jlevs: (v) : to drop the ball wit the honeys. First discovered by the ancient prophet Luigi.

Timmy totally jlevs'd it last night. Rakeesha was butt-naked in his bed and he didnt bang her!

by Jackson April 13, 2006

Chain-Face

A girl who is so ugly, it looks as though her face caught fire and was consequently put with a chain.

Did you see that wilderbeast Chris was with last night? She was a real chain-face

by Jackson December 3, 2003

Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

by Jackson January 20, 2005

pussy willow

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse

that guy is such a damn pussy willow

by jackson September 1, 2004