jackson's definitions

jlevs

jlevs: (v) : to drop the ball wit the honeys. First discovered by the ancient prophet Luigi.

Timmy totally jlevs'd it last night. Rakeesha was butt-naked in his bed and he didnt bang her!

by Jackson April 13, 2006

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 21, 2004

poppins

"Poppins" was a word from 'old-time' English, removed from the dictionary by the US Government in a conspiracy against the native English Language. It was once used as an adjective, and described pleasurable or nice things.

"I just got a waxymiggins off some chick last night, it was totally poppins!"

Jackson: "Did you see the film last night?"
Jon: "Yeah, it was totally poppins!"

by Jackson October 4, 2004

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

ctd

Computer terms, short for "Crash to Desktop." Occurs when you're using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.

I was playing the Planetside Beta and must've CTD'd a hundred times!

by Jackson July 23, 2003

pussy willow

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse

that guy is such a damn pussy willow

by jackson September 1, 2004

Shizzle

In popular slang, any word that begins with sh or the sh sound.

"Fo shizzle" (For Sure)
"Look at this shiz(zle)" Shit

by Jackson July 25, 2003