jlevs

jlevs: (v) : to drop the ball wit the honeys. First discovered by the ancient prophet Luigi.

Timmy totally jlevs'd it last night. Rakeesha was butt-naked in his bed and he didnt bang her!

by Jackson April 13, 2006

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 21, 2004

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

poppins

"Poppins" was a word from 'old-time' English, removed from the dictionary by the US Government in a conspiracy against the native English Language. It was once used as an adjective, and described pleasurable or nice things.

"I just got a waxymiggins off some chick last night, it was totally poppins!"

Jackson: "Did you see the film last night?"
Jon: "Yeah, it was totally poppins!"

by Jackson October 04, 2004

American Funyun

greatest movie of all time. was created at the washington suites hotel. gay porno. jackson was responsible entirely!!

jackson created the movie/porno american funyun and then jerked his chode and got a cream pie and gave it to his father.

by jackson May 05, 2004

knnbccb

This is an abbrevation for a Hokkien(Chinese dialect) foul term used widely in Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan and by those who can communicate in that dialect. Kan Ni Na Bueh Chao Chee Bye generally means fuck your mother's smelly pussy

"Kan Ni Na Bueh Chao Chee Bye", don't you know that human can't lay eggs.

by jackson January 12, 2005

Bessma

a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch

that bessma fucked jackson and his father

by jackson May 05, 2004