jackson's definitions

shogstid

An adjective meaning very cool.

I got the new video game. It's so fucking shogstid.

by Jackson October 31, 2004

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005

Bessma

a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch

that bessma fucked jackson and his father

by jackson May 5, 2004

Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

by Jackson January 20, 2005

Chain-Face

A girl who is so ugly, it looks as though her face caught fire and was consequently put with a chain.

Did you see that wilderbeast Chris was with last night? She was a real chain-face

by Jackson December 3, 2003

Waxymiggins

Slang generally used by goths in the country side referring to getting oral pleasure from a female.

"yo I just got a waxymiggins from a girl last night"

by Jackson October 4, 2004

poppins

"Poppins" was a word from 'old-time' English, removed from the dictionary by the US Government in a conspiracy against the native English Language. It was once used as an adjective, and described pleasurable or nice things.

"I just got a waxymiggins off some chick last night, it was totally poppins!"

Jackson: "Did you see the film last night?"
Jon: "Yeah, it was totally poppins!"

by Jackson October 4, 2004