jackson's definitions

junkie

A person who is consumed by an addiction. One who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities like rent.

I'm sorry I do not have money for rent because I am broke. (although person has a bag of coke in their pocket)

by Jackson February 5, 2005

tr0nz0riz3d

being EXTREMELY own3d, this is no ordinary ownage. this is the mac-daddy of being owned

dude i hard-core tr0nz0riz3d you in de_aztec

by Jackson February 24, 2005

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005

American Funyun

greatest movie of all time. was created at the washington suites hotel. gay porno. jackson was responsible entirely!!

jackson created the movie/porno american funyun and then jerked his chode and got a cream pie and gave it to his father.

by jackson May 5, 2004

Bessma

a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch

that bessma fucked jackson and his father

by jackson May 5, 2004

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

meecrob

THE worst word in the English / Thai language according to Cartman. "You know, that stuff you get as a appetizer at Thai food restaurants. "meecrob" is way grosser than "shit," dude. I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit before I ate another plate of meecrob."

Meecrob is really terrible to eat.

by jackson June 8, 2004