jack daniels 2011's definitions

Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

San Francisco

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011