San Francisco

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011

Pigtail

Police tail.

Damn if these officers in my pigtail aren't annoying.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 03, 2011

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 06, 2011

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 12, 2011