jack daniels 2011's definitions

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Mitsubishi

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011

Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

Homihore

A homihore tries to ruin your life to keep you from realizing that a third party is gay.

The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011