3 definition by jack bender

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an event which is not only worthy of mockery for being ghay, but also sounds like no fun to go to, making it lame. thus gay and lame at the same time. glame.

no, that sounds glame

#gay #lame #ghey #boring #bland

by jack bender July 14, 2006

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mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

#handjob #tugjob #handy #tug-job #hand-job

by jack bender May 26, 2006

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radassical

better than rad. more powerful than bad. and truly assylicious.

dood. that trick was radassical!

#bad #rad #ass #slambo #perfect

by jack bender July 14, 2006

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