jack bender's definitions

glame

an event which is not only worthy of mockery for being ghay, but also sounds like no fun to go to, making it lame. thus gay and lame at the same time. glame.

no, that sounds glame

by jack bender July 14, 2006

radassical

better than rad. more powerful than bad. and truly assylicious.

dood. that trick was radassical!

by jack bender July 14, 2006

mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006