jack's definitions

jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

hoorj~

general substitute for "hooray".

"i win! HOORJ~"

by jack July 22, 2003

cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by jack March 9, 2003

Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

by jack October 19, 2004

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004

Virginia

First of all, 12 year olds like the kid above me make us look bad, (trust me, he's an exception to the rule). Virginia contains a wealth of history, especially in the eastern part of the state. In Norfolk we house the largest naval base in the world, which unfortunately, makes us the biggest nuclear strike target in the world. The military is the key economic factor in the eastern part of the state. They've tried to clean up the resort area in VA Beach, with limited success. "Decent" surf is brought to our shores in the winter time, stomach-chest high on a good day. I wouldn't recommend going past Richmond unless you'll be staying on the interstate, God only knows what goes on there. In summary, it's a hell of a lot better than Indiana.

Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not pronounced like "vagina."

by Jack June 21, 2004