flaget

a male member of a colorguard who enjoys twirlling flags; usually homosexual

What the hell.. someone get that damn flaget off the field.

by Jack September 22, 2003

seinfield

(n): The Best Show in the entire history of TV, Clever, Funny, Amusing Etc...

The Best show in the worls is SEINFIELD dont you think so?

by Jack January 14, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 05, 2006

sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration

During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass

by Jack June 24, 2004

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

by Jack December 11, 2003

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 18, 2005