jOhn's definitions

BabyPooSmell

An odor secreted by only the foulest of beasts cast upon the earth by the scourges of hell as punsishment for the earths transgressions. Currently the only organizisms able to produce this smell are deathly ill, illfed babies or the dredded ROBELL.

OH no robell made the babypoosmell again

by john November 29, 2003

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 9, 2005

whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 4, 2004

39isms

any words or anything in general having to do with the hardcore/death metal band Phaetasm (www.phaetasm.com)

one phaetasm of something is the amount of 39 of anything, 39 apples is 1 phaetasm of apples

by John January 27, 2004

WhiteFang-

WhiteFang, also known as 'AJ'. An Orphan who is a specialised hacker and a Operates mIRC for a living.

-'A ferocious demon who hacks for the hell of it'

by John January 3, 2005

Yarddart

One who Commits sexual crimes against animals, and or forest creatures, While Vomiting on them

Dont be Yarddarting with the Forrest creatures you sicko

by John April 24, 2003