jOhn's definitions

Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

definition pretty much explains it

by john February 7, 2005

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

hergatt

1. homo-sexual; gay; pole-smoker
2. petifile; likes looking at little kids asses

that man is a "hergat", that is gross!

by john July 16, 2003

MarineDude

The Coolest Guy in There.com

MarineDude is the BOMB Baby

by John February 5, 2005

sheila

Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.

she was a spunky sheila

by john March 5, 2004

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

plastic man

umm i dont get why if hes made of rubber hes called plastic man.

by john October 29, 2003