jOe's definitions

pedatard

One who suffers from both tardation and pedaphilia.

Keep that pedatard away from my child!

by Joe July 7, 2003

screamo

emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005

snap

the act of beating someones ass

im about to snap your ass

by joe May 9, 2003

flogging molly

1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.

2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".

Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).

by Joe January 7, 2005

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004

gaybo

meaning gay UND3RBURN

Your Such A GayBo

by Joe January 2, 2004

do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

by Joe April 7, 2005