Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jOe

j.k

Used In internet or text slang, short for joke. Often said jk or jok.

Your such a GEEK! j.k, j.k j.k! Can't you take a j.k?

by Joe March 28, 2005

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sssorn

Dellusional egotistical moron, AKA "Pain in the ass" Sssorn

Everyone laughed at the Creator>AoW statement by Sssorn

by Joe August 22, 2003

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a bunch of mommas boy fags who think that there are more people offended by sex, drugs, and things of that sort, than there are not. if only more people like eminem and peter griffin spoke out publicly against the FagCC

peter, brian, stewie: they will clean up all your talking
in a manner such as this
they will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a piss
and they'll make you call fellatio
a trouser friendly kiss!
here's the plain situation
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin FCC!!

by joe November 12, 2006

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m3

1. the best bang for your buck sports car. though it is 45k/55k(conv), it beats the shit outta a mercedes clk 55 amg (85k)+ a jaguar xkr (85k) with a natural aspired, not supercharged motor (also only a 6cyl compared to v8's); only 2nd to porsche 911 (85k++). if u ppl say what about the wrx sti or evo VII u deserve a beat down, though on paper they are better, and in there own right, they are absolutely awesome, u cannot compare to the feel u get from driving a german car, its undescribable, everything is designed so well, and omg u just can compare the driving pleasure. Dont get me wrong, if i had 30k i'd buy a japanese car but japans philosophy on engineering is practical price/performace and germans have a completly diff outlook - spare no expense.

2. a 12 guage shot gun made by germany's hecklar AND koch.

btw im not german, im not even white, it just appriciate there ability to make quality mechanical things, u need japan for electronics and america for, uhh ya,.

1. i want to drive an m3
2. i wanna blow ur head off with an m3

by joe December 18, 2003

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