jAy's definitions

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003

mmkay

Another way of saying OK. It is not used by the principal of South Park Elementary, it is used by the guidance counselor. It is also used by the teacher from the cartoon Beavis and Butthead.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

by Jay July 11, 2004

hootadank

To suck on the penis. Often used in an argument as an insult.

Pimp: Don't make slap yo' ass bitch!
Ho: Fuck you Muthafucka!
Pimp: Hootadank Ho!

by Jay January 6, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay May 13, 2005

horno

The insasionable craving or need for something that involves either whores or porno...

Damn it, Horno Horno Horno

by Jay January 19, 2005

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005