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night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.
Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.
by Jake March 5, 2004
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lent

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom
by Jake February 27, 2004
mugGet the lentmug.

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.
-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"
by Jake September 22, 2004
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pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick
One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.
by Jake January 20, 2004
mugGet the fall on the grenademug.

what now

What you say when you just proved someone wrong.
"Griffey sucks." "Griffey rocks." *Griffey hits homer* "What now bitch?!"
by Jake March 5, 2005
mugGet the what nowmug.

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut
"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."
by Jake March 24, 2004
mugGet the injectionmug.

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