j.n. growling's definitions

Labut

It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean. Now go spread that shit.

The Knicks are labut
That girl's ass is labut
Labut is the reason the economy is so bad
Labut this homework assignment

by J.N. Growling March 4, 2011

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Caught an O

To orgasm.

I caught an O last night while having sex.

by J.N. Growling February 21, 2011

Nedly

A woman who isn't fond of giving head.

Nedly: I'm not partial to the taste of your urethra Jonathan.

Jonathan: Stop being such a Nedly and hook a nigga up.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Obinc

Stands for old bitch in nice car.

That wrinkly Obinc almost ran me over!

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Perfaggerate

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Handiback

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.

Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010