I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010

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Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010

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Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

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A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

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Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

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Some one who keeps eating even though they are full.

David ate the entire case of 50 peeps simply because he is a fat prick.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

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A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.

Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

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