j.n. growling's definitions

Apple Rider

A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Caught an O

To orgasm.

I caught an O last night while having sex.

by J.N. Growling February 21, 2011

ylav

foreign speak for "love"

I ylav emerica!

by J.N. Growling April 30, 2011

Labut

It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean. Now go spread that shit.

The Knicks are labut
That girl's ass is labut
Labut is the reason the economy is so bad
Labut this homework assignment

by J.N. Growling March 4, 2011

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Suckween

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.

Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010